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Coppell Chronicle Vol. 3, No. 12

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Coppell Chronicle Vol. 3, No. 12

City Honors Seniors Via Grad-venger Hunt • Knuckleheads Fail to Steal Cash Machine • Raided Meth Dealer Finally Sentenced • Council Votes Again on Old Town Church

Dan Koller
May 14, 2023
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Today, of all days, some scumbag spoofed my mom’s Facebook profile and sent me a friend request. Not so fast, Nigerian prince; my momma didn’t raise no fools. I’ve been friends with the genuine article for nearly 50 years, ever since the day I made her a mother.

I hope all moms reading this had a happy Mother’s Day, especially mine.

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