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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Dan, I don't have a fax machine. I prefer receiving your excellent newspaper via Wester Union Telegram. To make things easier, please convert it to Morse Code and send it in that format. Thank you.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Dan, I think you’d make a great Town Crier. You could stand in the middle of old Coppell and announce the latest news.

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📢😄

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

For anyone interested, here's a video explaining the new policies Dan is in a huff over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I share your outrage, Dan!

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Apr 1, 2023·edited Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Is this for real??…. Ah yes, it’s April Fools, you almost had me! You stinker! 😜

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Apr 1, 2023·edited Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Finally, I can use my fax machine again!! Could you please use dial up too! I long for the squelch and monotone beeps! Thank you for making my life complete and bringing back the 80s

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You got me hook, line, and sinker. I’m so glad I decided to write a comment which led me to read the insightful comments written by others. I will sleep better tonight.

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Hahaha...good April Fool's joke...

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Glad I read down to several comments I forgot the date also you jokester! Please keep up the good work- lots of detail!

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Heh heh heh! Happy April Fool’s Day to you too!

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

yes, I guess I forgot the date :)

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

😂😂😂

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Apr 1, 2023·edited Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Oh Dan.....we are so sorry to hear this. Unfortunately we are among those who do not have a working fax machine. Don't count us out yet as we truly enjoy your publications. .....oh heck .....I just realized it's April Fool's Day.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Hi faxing awesome. Exactly what I was hoping for.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

You almost cost me a $24/month subscription to ifax just so I can get your newsletter! Pretty darned happy to see I got fooled! And caught it in time!

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Dan Koller

Hahaha. Happy April Fools Day!

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Hey, Dan!

Did you just want to see how much we appreciate your news?

Well, we do!

Darn! You got me on this April Fools Day!

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