Thank you for being a paid subscriber to the Coppell Chronicle. I truly appreciate your support. As you may know, I’ve been able to easily distribute this newsletter via email since 2021 thanks to my corporate partners at Substack. However, in a classic Friday-afternoon news dump, Substack announced some policy changes yesterday that I cannot stand behind. I won’t bore you with the details, but they largely concern data security.
Dan, I don't have a fax machine. I prefer receiving your excellent newspaper via Wester Union Telegram. To make things easier, please convert it to Morse Code and send it in that format. Thank you.
Finally, I can use my fax machine again!! Could you please use dial up too! I long for the squelch and monotone beeps! Thank you for making my life complete and bringing back the 80s
You got me hook, line, and sinker. I’m so glad I decided to write a comment which led me to read the insightful comments written by others. I will sleep better tonight.
Oh Dan.....we are so sorry to hear this. Unfortunately we are among those who do not have a working fax machine. Don't count us out yet as we truly enjoy your publications. .....oh heck .....I just realized it's April Fool's Day.
Dan, I don't have a fax machine. I prefer receiving your excellent newspaper via Wester Union Telegram. To make things easier, please convert it to Morse Code and send it in that format. Thank you.
Dan, I think you’d make a great Town Crier. You could stand in the middle of old Coppell and announce the latest news.
For anyone interested, here's a video explaining the new policies Dan is in a huff over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I share your outrage, Dan!
Is this for real??…. Ah yes, it’s April Fools, you almost had me! You stinker! 😜
Finally, I can use my fax machine again!! Could you please use dial up too! I long for the squelch and monotone beeps! Thank you for making my life complete and bringing back the 80s
You got me hook, line, and sinker. I’m so glad I decided to write a comment which led me to read the insightful comments written by others. I will sleep better tonight.
Hahaha...good April Fool's joke...
Glad I read down to several comments I forgot the date also you jokester! Please keep up the good work- lots of detail!
Heh heh heh! Happy April Fool’s Day to you too!
yes, I guess I forgot the date :)
😂😂😂
Oh Dan.....we are so sorry to hear this. Unfortunately we are among those who do not have a working fax machine. Don't count us out yet as we truly enjoy your publications. .....oh heck .....I just realized it's April Fool's Day.
Hi faxing awesome. Exactly what I was hoping for.
You almost cost me a $24/month subscription to ifax just so I can get your newsletter! Pretty darned happy to see I got fooled! And caught it in time!
Hahaha. Happy April Fools Day!
Hey, Dan!
Did you just want to see how much we appreciate your news?
Well, we do!
Darn! You got me on this April Fools Day!